Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne is trying to make conversation, as he talks too quickly for her to pick up the insult. Rayne: So, Mrs. Fat Baby, may I call you Mrs. Fat Baby? Mrs Kim: <Pardon?> Cell #2 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne tries to play up Kim. Mrs Kim responds sarcastically. Rayne: It must be nice to be married to the most powerful man in North Korea. Mrs Kim: <Oh yes.> Cell #3 Pyongyang – Palace. She responds sarcastically. Mrs Kim: <The Most powerful man in North Korea is akin to being the most educated man working in a rice field.> Cell #4 Pyongyang – Palace. Rayne is starting to see the problem here, and she continues to respond sarcastically. Rayne: There must be something about your husband that's impressive to you. Mrs Kim: <Perhaps it's his Vanilla Ice circa 1980s haircut?>

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