Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Pyongyang – Hotel, Nightvision Camera View. Paris Hilton on the bed (her sex tape). Cell #2 Pyongyang – Hotel, Nightvision Camera View. The camera is about to pan down to her vaj. Cell #3 Pyongyang – Hotel, Nightvision Camera View. Camera puls out, as we see a bunch of smiling North Korean Soldiers waving at the camera. Paris covers up. Cell #4 Pyongyang – Hotel. Cut to the hotel room (normal view), where Rayne and Nancy are unpacking, while there are North Korean soldiers in the room with them. Nancy: Yes, it is a good thing Paris Hilton didn’t do her sex tape here. Rayne: Is all I’m saying.

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