Comic Transcript

Cell #1 IDS – Nancy’s Area. Rayne walks out of his office and makes a statement to Nancy. Rayne: I’m going to North Korea. Nancy: Is this because Dennis Rodman went to North Korea? Cell #2 IDS – Nancy’s Area. Rayne looks away awkwardly. Rayne: No…. Cell #3 IDS – Nancy’s Area. Rayne chuckles at the recollection. Nancy: Why are you always trying to one-up each other? Nancy: He went on Celebrity Apprentice, you went on Celebrity Apprentice. Rayne: I fired Donald Trump. Cell #4 IDS – Nancy’s Area. Nancy keeps going, and Rayne scratches his junk in memory. Nancy: He had sex with Carmen Electra, You had sex with Carmen Electra. Rayne: I wore 3 condoms and the crabs still chewed their way through.

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