Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Outside – In Park. Noel is laughing, and Rayne gets an idea. Noel: I like how in your mind, everyone in the Vatican sounds like they’re characters from Super Mario bros. Rayne: That’s why Pope Benedict really quit. Cell #2 Outside – In Park. Noel is curious. Noel: Hmm? Rayne: More video game time. Cell #3 Vatican. Cut to the Pope in sweat pants, still wearing the pope hat, sitting on a couch and playing Mario brothers. A Cardinal is nearby. Pope Benedict: I must go sava da princess! Pope Benedict: But she keeps-a changing da castles! Cell #4 Outside – In Park. Back to the park, Noel shakes his head. Rayne embraces his lack of talent. Noel: Benedict is German. Rayne: Italia is da only accent I canna do! Rayne: A-Poorly!

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