Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Marcy’s Car. On the way back to the office form the funeral, Issa is talking to Rayne in the backseat of the car. Issa: I don’t get the sequester thing. Rayne: It’s a promise to marry your best friend at 40 if you can’t find anybody better. Cell #2 Marcy’s Car. Issa thinks about it. Issa: H-uh. Cell #3 Marcy’s Car. Issa is impressed. Issa: That actually makes sense. Rayne: I possess the gift of communication. Cell #4 Marcy’s Car. Issa tries to stump Rayne, Rayne answers right away with confidence. Issa: Explain the conflict in the middle east. Rayne: It’s Pac Man, with Jerusalem as the power pellets.

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