Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Middle Earth – Eagle’s Nest. In Middle Earth, a bunch of Eagles are lounging in their nest, when one of those butterfly things comes over to call an Eagle. The Eagle is irritated. Butterfly Thing: Gandalf needs- Eagle: You know what? Cell #2 Middle Earth – Eagle’s Nest. Eagle keeps going. Eagle: Fuck that guy. Eagle: Dude only calls when he needs a lift. Cell #3 Middle Earth – Eagle’s Nest. And going. Eagle: I look like a fucking taxi to you? Cell #4 Movie Theatre. Rayne and John are walking out of the theatre, having just seen the Hobbit. We should see a Hobbit poster behind them as they walk out. John: You spend way too much time thinking about Eagles. Rayne: I’ve seen them at 48 frames per second. Rayne: There was a very subtle look of irritation on their faces.

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