Comic Transcript

Cell #1 Midnight Mass. At a Midnight Mass in Church, Rayne is holding up his hand to ask a question. The Priest looks at him oddly. Priest: This is not really a question and answer period.. Rayne: Rayne Summers, Jedi. Cell #2 Midnight Mass. Rayne asks his question. Rayne: Has the Church addressed just how Santa gets into houses that don’t have chimneys? Rayne: Or apartment buildings for that matter? Cell #3 Midnight Mass. The Priest is annoyed, Rayne responds curiously. Priest: The church doesn’t concern itself with such things. Rayne: Yet the church concerns itself with who can marry who? Cell #4 Midnight Mass. Jesus, who was sitting next to Rayne, stands up and points at the priest. Rayne smiles and turns to leave. Jesus: BURN!!! Rayne: This Christmas season, give the gift of inclusion.

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