Rayne Solo: Hey, remember when you thought your father was the most powerful man in the galaxy and it turned out he was an easy-to-manipulate-little-bitch?
John Skywalker: No!
John Skywalker: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rayne Solo: Dammit.
Rayne Solo: Needs more juice.
Rayne Solo: Your mom abandoned you because she was sad and the force comes from a blood disease similar to HIV.
John Skywalker: IT ISN’T POSSIBLE!