Rayne: Doctor says I can’t do anything strenuous.
John: Meaning?
Rayne: I’m not allowed to have the sex.
Rayne: Not even fat man sex.
Rayne: I can’t have sex.
Rayne: I can’t go to work.
Rayne: These are my only functions.
John: Yet You seem to be keeping busy.
Rayne: I’ve knitted myself having sex at work and I’m thinking about taking up bridge.