Comic Transcript

EMT: What’s going on? Rayne: I- Nancy: He’s experiencing severe chest pain. EMT: Is it intensifying? Rayne: I- Nancy: Yes. EMT: Are you okay if we administer some oxygen as we prep you for the hospital? Rayne: I’d rather- Nancy: He’s okay. Rayne: If you’re going to talk for me, can you at least jam your hand up my ass and wear me like a puppet? Rayne: Lube’s in the drawer. Nancy: He’s becoming belligerent. Nancy: Can he be sedated?

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