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Rayne: Clarification. Rayne: The heart. Rayne: On the left side? Nancy: Yes. Nancy: Why? Rayne: I think I’ve got the heartburn. Nancy: Take Zantac. Nancy: It works for even the worst cases of Heartburn. Rayne: The worst? Temple of Doom. Cut to the scene in Temple of Doom, where the high priest/witch doctor has just removed the sacrifice’s heart and is holding it, while it’s on fire. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBIdcUxdgo0) Witch doctor: Zantac? Guy with no heart: Please.

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