Rayne: I can’t be sure this is a correct or actual number, but we spend approximately 90 kagillion dollars a year on national defense. Rayne: I can cut that down to 1 kagillion by replacing our current military with a more effective and affordable solution. Rayne: Saving you, the taxpayer, 89 kagillion dollars. Rayne: Soldiers with M4s? Rayne: A thing of the past. Rayne: Ninjas with Ninja Stars. Rayne: Roundhouse kicking our future in the face.