Comic Transcript

Rayne: The Olypmics are supposed to evoke a sense of ancient gladiatorial combat, no? John: I suppose. Vaguely. Rayne: Every 4 years , we send our best to compete. Rayne: Instead, we should be sending our worst. Rayne: Criminals, politicians, the elderly, babies. Rayne: They fight to the death, as Moses intended. John: Were you disappointed when you learned that The Running Man wasn’t an accurate depiction of our future? Rayne: With my leadership, it still can be.

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