Comic Transcript

Rayne: I would like to use my penis for good, instead of evil. Issa: Let him seduce her and get her off your case. Issa: This way I can stop worrying that you and your stepmom are going to have little webbed feet babies. Rayne: I think that only happens if they’re blood related. Issa: Please be on my side here. Rayne: The world doesn’t need another Michael Phelps. Archie: Michael Phelps is not a product of incest. Rayne: Then how does he keep winning medals?

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