Comic Transcript

Rayne: It’s not that complicated. Rayne: Gandalf is the contraceptive. Noel: I get that. Noel: It’s your sperm as the Balrog I’m having problems with. Rayne: Why? Noel: This metaphor of yours is a little out of control. Rayne: The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… my sperm.

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