Rayne: What do you suggest for my upset poopies? Rayne: That’s what I’m calling it now, by the way. Therapist: For your stomach- Rayne: I’ll also accept ‘mean poopers’ and ‘ouchie shite’. Therapist: Enough already. Therapist: Do you want to at least try and fix the problem? Therapist: Or are you content living the rest of your life in pain? Rayne: It’s not that bad. Therapist: According to your doctor, you defined it as ‘crippling’. Rayne: I’m not depressed!