Rayne: Do Lesbians ever argue about who goes down on who first? Rayne: Is that a thing? Ari: Sometimes. Ari: Fortunately, our anatomy allows us a natural compromise. Ari: The 69. Rayne: God’s most beautiful sandwich. Ari: Before the discovery of the 69, my people’s history speaks of a dark age. Ari: Many of us went straight during this time. Rayne: How did you learn all of this? Ari: Scrawls in a cave. Ari: On the bottom of a pair of Doc Martens.