Caption: July 5th, 1776 Jefferson: We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Jefferson: And no pants. Jefferson: Check it. Ben Franklin: Maybe we should stick with yesterday’s version? Jefferson: Quit being a bitch, Adams. Jefferson: Give me them pants.