Aide: The media is picking up the story and they got hold of the footage. Aide: By now half the empire has seen your acts of sexual deviance. Aide: You didn’t tell me about the Jawa. Emperor: It told me it was of legal age! Aide: Your approval rating diving into the space toilet. Aide: You need to do something to divert the public’s attention. Emperor: I’ve been thinking about blowing up Alderaan. Aide: Couldn’t hurt. Aide: Unless you lived on Alderaan.