Rayne: I will be travelling to Iran.
Rayne: Once there, I will seduce an attractive young woman and engage in the intercourse.
Rayne: Wearing this condom.
Caption: Likelihood of Death Before Orgasm: 99.1%
Iran Customs Agent: Reason for entry?
Rayne: Pleasure.
Rayne: Mostly mine, but I’ll try to be considerate.