Nancy: Hate to be the one to tell you, but you have Hemorrhoids Rayne: What? Rayne: No. Rayne: That’s an old person thing. Rayne: Like Gout. Rayne: Or rotary phones. Rayne: Or religion. Nancy: I made you an appointment at the doctor. Rayne: Or Dinosaurs. Rayne: Or Saggy gnads that resemble puppy dog ears.