Bra-man: I don’t know how you do it on this side of the ocean, but back home we tend to not threaten or beat the crap out of the handicapped.
Bra-man: People with a disability.
Bra-man: The Handicapabled.
Barkeep: He’s not-
Bra-man: Unless it’s to impress a woman.
Bra-man: Or all the other parking spots are taken.