Comic Transcript

Rayne: I know we talked about only doing the main floor in hardwood, but now I’m thinking about re-doing the whole house. John: That’s an extra thousand square feet. John: It won’t be cheap. Rayne: I know. John: You’re spending a lot of money for something that’s purely esthetic. Rayne: For future reference, how do you plan on cleaning semen out of the carpet? Rayne: Sometimes I miss. John: Hardwood, Jimmy. John: The whole house.

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