Comic Transcript

Dennis Hopper: Pop quiz, hotshot. Dennis Hopper: You can have sex with Keira Knightley. Dennis Hopper: But before she lets you so much as touch her, she insists on rocking a strap-on and taking you from behind. Dennis Hopper: What do you do? Dennis Hopper: What do you do? Rayne: I sit on a broom handle for an hour each night to prepare. Dennis Hopper: I’m out.

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