Comic Transcript

Apple Headquarters.  Rayne is watching in Awe as the Apple Loompas work on the Assembly line (Note: Put the whole song in word bubbles!!) Apple Loompa: Apple, Loompa, Mac-a-dee-do Apple Loompa: You should take a look at this CPU Apple Loompa: Apple, Loompa, Mac-a-dee-dee Apple Loompa: This ain’t Dell, we’re packing Intel Core i3 Apple Loompa: What do you get when your company succeeds? Apple Loompa: Nothing down here, we never get what we needs. Apple Loompa: What can we do, we’re just a few slobs Apple Loompa: But for an extra few bucks, we’d all blow jobs Employee: They’re in the middle of labour negotiations with the management. Rayne: I was wondering why the one in the corner was urinating on the assembly line.

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