Comic Transcript

Rayne: House hunting is less than awesome. John: I know, but we need a place to live. Rayne: Why can’t we just go with my idea? Agent: What’s his idea? John: He wants us to live under a bridge. Rayne: You’re forgetting the best part. John: He wants us to live under a bridge and collect tolls from travellers. Rayne: We use that money to pay down our mortgage and in a few years, BAM! Rayne: We own the bridge outright and everything is gravy.

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