Rayne: House hunting is less than awesome.
John: I know, but we need a place to live.
Rayne: Why can’t we just go with my idea?
Agent: What’s his idea?
John: He wants us to live under a bridge.
Rayne: You’re forgetting the best part.
John: He wants us to live under a bridge and collect tolls from travellers.
Rayne: We use that money to pay down our mortgage and in a few years, BAM!
Rayne: We own the bridge outright and everything is gravy.