Comic Transcript

Tony Hayward: Anyone else? Consultant: What if we introduced a way to absorb the oil? Tony Hayward: Such as? Consultant: Commercial waste would do well in this situation. Rayne: You want to clean the ocean by dumping garbage in it? Rayne: If mother nature were a hermaphrodite, you just kicked her in the balls. Consultant: I don’t think that’s an appropriate meta- Rayne: You would have gotten her shaft too, if it wasn’t tucked into her dress.

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