Comic Transcript

Rayne: Don’t get me wrong, I would totally join the UFC. Noel: When did we start talking about this? Rayne: But there’d need to be some major changes. Rayne: As it is now, all these guys end up doing is hugging each other on the floor. Rayne: While sweating. Rayne: That’s not mixed martial arts. Rayne: That’s professional hugging. Rayne: If you’re going to market your sport, at least do so honestly.

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