Noel: Apparently the navy passed a regulation making it illegal to smoke on submarines. Rayne: Mind boggling that it took them this long to realize why that’s a bad idea. Rayne: Makes you wonder what else these sailors are doing under the sea. Captain: Please don’t Bowl next to the Nuclear missiles. Crewman: But the fireworks are okay, right skipper? Captain: Just aim them away from your face, crewman.