Comic Transcript

Rayne: Calm down. Noel: I’m not the one doing the straddling. Rayne: Maybe this isn’t what I think it is. Rayne: Maybe there’s another reason you’re buying a pregnancy test. Noel: For sure. Noel: I got bored and decided to come in here in the middle of the night to buy something expensive to pee on. Rayne: You should’ve gotten lobster. Rayne: I’ve always wanted to pee on lobster. Noel: When my wife asks me what took so long, I’m going to tell her I got implanted into the matrix.

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