Bible: Steve Jobs is my Shepherd; Bible: I am of the Apple herd. Bible: He maketh me download the latest version of iTunes: Bible: He leadeth me to the App store. Bible: He restoreth my soul; Yet removeth my liquidity. Bible: He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness, away from Google, Flash and Microsoft. Rayne: I’d like to pre-order 16 giant iPhones please. Apple Associate: The iPad? Rayne: Take the fucking card.