Comic Transcript

Rayne: As our hostess, I would like to present you with a gift. Rayne: A gift so impressive that there is a very high likelihood that it wll usher in sweeping change throughout your country. Rayne: The Fork. Eric: How’s it going? Rayne: Not great. Rayne: The fork thing was kinda my hail mary play. Rayne: Or is it Heil Mary? Am I using that right? Eric: No, that’s it. Eric: Just don’t forget the Nazi salute. That’s what sells it.

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