Noel: Let’s go buy a tree.
Rayne: No.
Rayne: This tree will fall.
Rayne: Honor demands it.
Rayne: I have declared Jihad on this tree.
Rayne: This tree molested me when I was but a child.
John: I wonder if there’s such a thing as tree porn.
Noel: Only a matter of time.
Mick: Got wood?