Rayne: I think I’ve finally discovered the number one ill plaguing the airline industry. Rayne: Why flights are always late. Rayne: It’s not the airline, you see, it’s the morons who refuse to check their baggage and instead insist that it’s carry on luggage. Rayne: It’s because of them it takes an hour to board a 30 person plane. Ticket Agent: Ma’am, I don’t think a giraffe is classified as carry on. Woman Passenger: No-no, I checked. Woman Passenger: He just barely fits. Noel: I’m assuming you’re using an exaggerated example to make your point? Rayne: Nope, I was there. Rayne: The poor bastard went into the overhead compartment, but never came out.