Comic Transcript

Rayne: That was a close one. Issa: I appreciate the thought, but you really didn’t need to grab my breasts. Rayne: Forgive me for trying to protect you. Issa: Between the airbags and my seatbelt, I think I would’ve been okay. Rayne: Not true. Rayne: In an accident, your body will tense up, very rigid. Rayne: That’s the worst possible way to take an impact. Rayne: By slightly massaging your breasts, I’m actually relaxing your entire body, helping it go limp should the need arise. Issa: I’d quit this carpool but I really dislike the bus.

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