Comic Transcript

Noel: Kate wants me to go with her to see some Shakespeare in the park. Noel: Hamlet, I think. Rayne: Perhaps I’m not cultured enough to appreciate it, but I can’t stand watching Shakespeare. Noel: People don’t talk like that anymore. Noel: Hell, they didn’t talk like that back then. Rayne: Maybe if they updated the language, made it more modern, I’d be more inclined to see a few of his plays. Hamlet: My father—methinks I see my father— Horatio: Where, my lord? Hamlet: In my mind’s eye, Horatio, you cocksucker.

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