Comic Transcript

Girl: And you? Girl: Did you always want to be a corporate overlord? Girl: What happened? Girl: Do you enjoy it? Rayne: I wanted to write. To create. Rayne: I got offered a job that allows me to yell at foreign diplomats on a regular basis. Rayne: How often does someone get to address the European Union? Rayne: They’re super-sensitive about threats of invasion, by the way. Rayne: Especially the Polish. Spazzes. Rayne: Is that right? Spazzes? Rayne: One spaz? Two spazzes? Rayne: Two Spazi? Rayne: Whatever. The Polish need to calm the fuck down.

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