Comic Transcript

Eric: Table for 3 please. Eric: They’re twins. Eric: I’m in my own doublemint gum commercial. Eric: I apologize. Eric: When you orgasm, does your sister empathicly feel it? Eric: Does it work like Tomax & Xamot? Sarah: Were you going to talk to us at all or just revel in the fact that you’re on a date with twins? Sarah: -Talking to us. Maiah: At least he’s-

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