Comic Transcript

Mick: Is belaying difficult? Mick: But with two hands. Mick: You masturbate with two hands? Mick: You always manage to make me feel pretty bad about myself. Rayne: Nah, it’s like slapping your monkey. Rayne: Yeah, like chocking your chicken. Rayne: You don’t need to use two hands for making the cobra spit? Rayne: How else would you cover most of your entire penis? Rayne: There’s room on there for a third and fourth, too. Rayne: I’m a good sharer.

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