Comic Transcript

Noel: This is overwhelming. Noel: How do you know all this? Rayne: Tell anyone what I’m about to do, and I swear to Yoda, that I will desecrate your wedding bed on your wedding night. Rayne: He wants an ideal cut. Not too deep, not too shallow. Rayne: Color, let’s go with an F grade, in the colorless family. Rayne: Clarity, we want VVS1. Rayne: As long as no one has a 100x microscope, we’re just fine. Rayne: And the big C, we want a little over 1 carat. Rayne: Where Wikipedia leads, I follow. Rayne: Baaaaah

Latest Stories