Comic Transcript

Rayne: I’ve got to tell you, this is a little bit on the lame side. Rayne: Oh joy. Rayne: As soon as I go placid, the captain’s chair is mine. Eric: I know, I was expecting something a little more exciting than a lame ass ride with the latest in 90’s technology. Eric: Not going to happen. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Kristen Bell. Guide: Now, the part you’ve all been waiting for! Guide: The bridge of the Starship Enterprise-D. Guide: Did their erections just cause them to fall over?

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