Rayne: I present: Hobo Chess.
Rayne: Now, through the power of the internet, you can play a match with your friends controlling real hobos in the challenging game of chess.
Rayne: It’s the non violent follow up to Hobo Brawls.
Rayne: No, White Hobo Rook!
Rayne: Put the broken glass bottle down! Bad Hobo!
John: You might want to explain the non violence part again to your players.