Rayne: While I’m here, you mind if I ask another question? Rayne: What’s the secret to enlightenment? Rayne: That’s a picture of Megan Fox. Rayne: Everyone said I was crazy to come see an old wise man who couldn’t get his GED, but I just had a good feeling about you. Old Wise Man: Go nuts. Old Wise Man: Behold! Old Wise Man: To have an erection is to clear your mind. Old Wise Man: To have a clear mind is to be enlightened. Old Wise Man: Thus, An erection is the secret to enlightenment.