Rayne: I wish to have a threesome, with two women. Rayne: To that end, I have written the following mission statement. Rayne: Point 1. Rayne: I will go to a place and convince two ladies to have sex with me at the same time. Rayne: Point 2. Rayne: During said intercourse, each lady must touch the other no less than 75% of the duration, while concurrently ensuring that for every instance they touch each other, they must touch me 3 times, keeping a 1:3 ratio. Rayne: I call that the Rayne Ratio, by the way. Mick: I don’t know if I should rent a porno or get a calculator.