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Rayne: Our headline story for the day, Rayne: I have taken it upon myself to liberate Britney Spears’ 2 children from the horror show that is their mother. Rayne: Currently, I have them both locked them in a cage surrounded by disease infected tigers. Rayne: And yet, they’re still safer with me. Rayne: Now, for a look at the weather, here’s our special correspondent Mick, whoâ

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