Comic Transcript

Rayne: You know who I’m really starting to like? Rayne: Al Gore. Rayne: Here’s a guy who the people are begging to run for president, and what does he do instead? Rayne: He develops a weapon that is slowly destroying the environment in which we live. Rayne: More so, he’s specifically targeting coastal regions, in what I can only assume is a revenge scheme on Florida for not understanding how to vote. Rayne: The best part? Rayne: He wins a freaking Nobel Peace prize for it! Rayne: That’s like thanking the Cylons for their contributions to mankind! Noel: You need to stop reading the newspaper while watching TV. Noel: It has to be one or the other.

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