Comic Transcript

Noel: How did the phone conversation go? Rayne: I apologized for my method of breaking up while at the same time reminding her of all the good times we shared. Rayne: No. Rayne: Yes. Rayne: But it was 20 minutes ago. Rayne: What’s the statute of limitations on crimes of a gaseous nature? Rayne: Apparently it’s been fermenting under the blanket ever since it was released from my anus. Seline: Did you fart? Seline: Oh my god, Rayne. Seline: That’s horrid.

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