Noel: How’s the old ball and chain? Noel: Nice to see you’re learning something. Noel: Fantastic. Noel: You should write greeting cards. Rayne: I never understood what that meant until very recently. Rayne: Indeed, I’ve taken that newfound understanding and created a new analogy for relationships. Rayne: You see, a relationship is like being trapped in a cage with a 1200 pound gorilla that flings poop and won’t let you have sex with it when you so desire. Rayne: That’s what Iâ