Comic Transcript

Noel: You ever wonder what you’d do if you were involved in a farming accident? Noel: I’m just saying, what would happen if all your limbs were chopped off by a tractor? Noel: How would you type? Noel: You should stay away from farms. Rayne: Why would I be farming? Rayne: Probably spend a lot more time on the internet. Rayne: With my penis, I guess. Rayne: Though it’d be hard, with the girth I possess. Rayne: Be a lot of key mashing, let me tell you. Rayne: If you ever get an e-mail that says â

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