Rayne: Word has come in from Tasmania that the infamous Tasmanian Devils are on the verge of extinct, despite a controversial plan to save them.
Rayne: Special Correspondent T.D. has the report.
Rayne: Thank you, TD.
Rayne: Let me just add that I had no idea that Tasmanian Devils were actually real animals.
Rayne: In other news, I am relieved that I am not the father of Anna Nicole’s baby, though I did bone her. Repeatedly.
Rayne: Back when she was skinny.
Rayne: And Alive.