Comic Transcript

Rayne: Word has come in from Tasmania that the infamous Tasmanian Devils are on the verge of extinct, despite a controversial plan to save them. Rayne: Special Correspondent T.D. has the report. Rayne: Thank you, TD. Rayne: Let me just add that I had no idea that Tasmanian Devils were actually real animals. Rayne: In other news, I am relieved that I am not the father of Anna Nicole’s baby, though I did bone her. Repeatedly. Rayne: Back when she was skinny. Rayne: And Alive.

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